STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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