I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
This is the high leading the old right now
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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