Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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