there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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