you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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