in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
So squirting runs in the family.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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