lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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