You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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