so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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