maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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