I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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