You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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