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Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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