just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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