you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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