I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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