I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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