i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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