Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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