Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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