Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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