are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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