she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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