I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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