I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Randomize
