I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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