ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
