Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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