i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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