You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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