It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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