As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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