awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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