so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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