she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I pour the whiskey from now on
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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