yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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