I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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