Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
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