You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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