Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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