she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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