When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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