Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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