they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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