Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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