Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
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