im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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