Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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