Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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