How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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