Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
420 ftw
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Randomize
