Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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