Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
